Abhi Ristha Nahin Karna - Joke

Larki Walay : hum ne abhi apni beti ka rishta nahin karna,

hamari larki abhi parh rahi hai .

Larkay Walay : toh hamara larka konsa kaka hai ,

jo us ki kitabain phar de ga.

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Aik Moti Aurat - Joke Lol

Aik moti aurat (Doctor Se) suna hai khelne se motapa kam ho jata hai,

par mujhe koi farq nahin para.

Doctor : aap kon sa khel khelti hain ?

Aurat : Chiri uddi , Kaan udda :D

Urdu Joke about fat lady.

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Do Pagal Lateefa

Very Funny Urdu Jokes ... LOL :D

Pehla Pagal : Log chand pe ja chuke ab hum kahan jaen gy ?

Dosra Pagal : Hum suraj pe chalte hain.

Pehla Pagal : Magar woh to bht garam hota hai.

Dosra Pagal : Hum raat ko jaen gy jab dhoop khatam ho chuke gi.

Pagal (Science-dan) se main ne aik aisi cheez ijad ki hai 

jis se deewar ke par dekha ja sakta hai.

Science-dan : (Hairat Se) wo kya ?

Pagal : Soorakh :P

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Bewakoof Aur Uska Dost - Joke

Aik bewakoof ne apne dost se kaha :
Main ne aaj railway walon ko bohat dhoka dia hai.
Dost : acha woh kese ?
Bewakoof : woh aise ke main ne wapsi ka tiket to khareed lea hai magar wapis geya hi nahin.

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Husband Wife Urdu Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes in Urdu. (Lateefay)

Biwi apne Shohar Se : aap ko meri khubsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Shohar : mujhe to tumhari ye mazak ki adat bht achi lagti hai . :D

Biwi aur Shohar market ja rahe the to aik faqeer ne kaha
"shehzadi panch rupe de de andha hon"
Shohar : de do tumhain shehzadi keh raha hai.
Zarur andha hoga :P haha

Biwi : tum sari duniya main bhi dhund lo to mujh jesi dusri nahin mile gi
Shohar : tum kya samajhti ho . main dusri bhi tum jaisi hi dhundon ga.
Had Ho Gae.

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Zaheen Pathan - Urdu Pathan Jokes

Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ?
Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya.
Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ?
Pathan : saalan ...

Do pathan pani peene gae tou glass ulta para tha
Pehla pathan : is ka to mou he band hai.
Dosra pathan : ye to neeche se bhi toota hua hai :D

Pathan Funny Jokes , Pathan Urdu Jokes , Pathan Lateefay , Pathan Comedy . Pathan fun , Pashtoon funny

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Lateefay - Urdu Jokes

We have a large collection of Funny Urdu Jokes. Here you will find the  most popular and best urdu jokes (Lateefay).Enjoy these funny urdu jokes and share with your friends.

Ganji Aurtain


Aik khaton ko apne shohr par bila-waja shak karne ki adat thi jab bhi wo daftar se ya phir kisi jaga se wapis ata to is ke coat ko bari arq raizi se check karti agar aik baal bhi nazar aa jata to phir to becharay shohar ki shamat he a jati.
aik din shohr daftar se ghar aya is ne is ke libas ko pori tarah check kiya lekin kuch bhi nazar na aya.
Acha ... (is ne mounh basorte hoe kaha) "Ab tum ne ganji aurton ke sath bhi dosti karni shuru kar di hai".

Ustaad Bachon Se...


Ustaad bachon se : " acha ye batao din main taray kyun nahi nikalte? "
Aik bache ne masomiyat se jawab dia . " Sir! wo suraj ke raste main tang nahi arana chahte."

"Inam"


Aik afsar ne aik sipahi ki bahadri janchne ke lie achanak is ke kandhe par bandoq rakh kar fire kar dia.wo sipahi joon ka toon khara raha.
afsr ne khush ho kar kaha. " Hum tumhari bahadri se khush hoe.isi khushi main lo hamara coat inam main.
Sipahi ne kaha. " magar mujhe coat ki nahi pant ki zarurat hai"
Afsr ne hairat se pocha . "pant ki magar kyun?'
Sipahi ne jawab diya . " kyun ke aap ke fire se meri pant kharab ho gae ".

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