Lateefay - Urdu Jokes

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Ganji Aurtain


Aik khaton ko apne shohr par bila-waja shak karne ki adat thi jab bhi wo daftar se ya phir kisi jaga se wapis ata to is ke coat ko bari arq raizi se check karti agar aik baal bhi nazar aa jata to phir to becharay shohar ki shamat he a jati.
aik din shohr daftar se ghar aya is ne is ke libas ko pori tarah check kiya lekin kuch bhi nazar na aya.
Acha ... (is ne mounh basorte hoe kaha) "Ab tum ne ganji aurton ke sath bhi dosti karni shuru kar di hai".

Ustaad Bachon Se...


Ustaad bachon se : " acha ye batao din main taray kyun nahi nikalte? "
Aik bache ne masomiyat se jawab dia . " Sir! wo suraj ke raste main tang nahi arana chahte."

"Inam"


Aik afsar ne aik sipahi ki bahadri janchne ke lie achanak is ke kandhe par bandoq rakh kar fire kar dia.wo sipahi joon ka toon khara raha.
afsr ne khush ho kar kaha. " Hum tumhari bahadri se khush hoe.isi khushi main lo hamara coat inam main.
Sipahi ne kaha. " magar mujhe coat ki nahi pant ki zarurat hai"
Afsr ne hairat se pocha . "pant ki magar kyun?'
Sipahi ne jawab diya . " kyun ke aap ke fire se meri pant kharab ho gae ".