Husband and Wife Jokes in Urdu. (Lateefay)
Biwi apne Shohar Se : aap ko meri khubsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Shohar : mujhe to tumhari ye mazak ki adat bht achi lagti hai . :D
Shohar : mujhe to tumhari ye mazak ki adat bht achi lagti hai . :D
Biwi aur Shohar market ja rahe the to aik faqeer ne kaha
"shehzadi panch rupe de de andha hon"
Shohar : de do tumhain shehzadi keh raha hai.
Zarur andha hoga :P haha
"shehzadi panch rupe de de andha hon"
Shohar : de do tumhain shehzadi keh raha hai.
Zarur andha hoga :P haha
Biwi : tum sari duniya main bhi dhund lo to mujh jesi dusri nahin mile gi
Shohar : tum kya samajhti ho . main dusri bhi tum jaisi hi dhundon ga.
Had Ho Gae.
Shohar : tum kya samajhti ho . main dusri bhi tum jaisi hi dhundon ga.
Had Ho Gae.
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