Showing posts with label Funny Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Poetry. Show all posts

Saturday, 5 October 2013

Mazahiya Ghazal (Comedy Poem)

Urdu Designed Ghazal Poetry


Yun zindagi ki rah main takra gya koi
Khud neeche utar kar mujh ko latka gya koi

Rasman hi main ne poch liya kuch khaye janab
Ghar main jo kuch tha sab kha gya koi

Wagon main bari zor se main cheekhi
Mere paon ko jab sandal se daba gya koi

Mujhe bara maza aya kela khatay hoay
Lekin afsos hoa jab road par phisl gya koi

Jab chatting karte hoay main ne kisi ko pagal kaha
Bari khushi se jab jhoom utha koi

Pagal thi main jo us bewafa ko apna samjha
Sar-e-am college main mujh ko ruswa kar gya koi

Mera kya jurm tha dost kamran ye to bata
Jab cd ke bahane ghar main chala aya koi

Woh aik lamhe ka safar aaj tak yaad hai mujhe
Jab achanak dil ke khane main bas gya koi

Tum kya samjho dil ki baat ko couzin Mohsin
Apni baaton se dil main jab utar gya koi

Main is qabil to nahin ke koi mujh ko chahe
Lekin bina poche mujh ko chah gya koi

Mudat se dil ke aandan main loadshadding thi hina
Apne husn ke bulb is main jala gya koi

Sunday, 29 September 2013

Shohar Ki Faryad - Funny Nazm



A very funny poem about husband in urdu.

:: Shohar Ki Faryad ::


Aey meri begum na tu meri khudi kamzor kar
Ye shareefon ka muhala hai na itna shor kar
Shab ke pur taskeen lamhon main na mujh ko bor kar
Is saadatmand shohar ko na yun ignore kar



Deeda e dil teri chahat ke leay betab hain
Mujh se shohar aaj kal bazar main nayab hain



Mere aane par pabandi kabhi jane pe hai
Hai kabhi peene pe kadghan aur kabhi khane pe hai
Sham tak ye bojh kitna tere dewaane pe hai
Aik bacha baghal main hai dusra shane pe hai



Betha hai mujh pe zalim dono ghutne jor kar
Ye tera bacha rahe meri gardan tor kar

Saturday, 28 September 2013

Easy Load Funny Shayari


Kasam se har larka bhula don gi
Sab hi ki taswerain jala don gi
Aik tum hi raho ge is dil main
EasyLoad karwa do warna bhai bana lon gi :D


Urdu Funny Poetry with Graphics designs, Urdu nice comedy poetry with pics.

Ay Begum Very Funny Poetry



Jo kehti hay dunya wo sach hai Ay Begum
Ke main tere zair-e-asar aa geya hon
Kaha boss ne jab "jahnm main jao"
To daftar se seedha he ghar a geya hon



Very funny Poem about wife.